Hopefully you weren’t too dry and broke out some lubrication in the past year.

See You Soon and Happy Sexing!

In the mean time check out some of the sites on the blogroll or feel free write any questions and comments.

Danke.

Happy Sexing!

Wishing everyone a Happy New Year.

We must know cartoon porn exists.  We have all received the dirty emails with Homer & Marge or Aladdin & Jasmin sucking dick or in a gang bang and we laugh or chuckle and share this with a friend or two.  What we may have not guessed is just how seedy this new realm of sex is.  Those who take their artwork and sex seriously, they are able to do what no other form of pornography can do:  make the impossible sex, possible…in animation anyway.

Think of the most outrageous sex position, situation or coupling.  Multiply that magnitude by 10 and you have got cartoon porn.

It is different from regular porn (gee who would have thought porn would be regular) because it allows the artist and the reader to delve into a deeper understanding of sex.  Fantasies that are not permitted (in some countries) to be a reality, like sex with minotaurs, are instead put into cartoon form in order to appease and appeal to the reader.  Even if you never thought that you could entertain the idea of a squid eating out a woman’s pussy, cartoon porn will make that idea reality on paper.

Porn comics come in all different forms:  BDSM, 3D, Anime etc.  They also appeal to a variety of fetishes and fantasies that may be unrealistic to be fulfilled (or at least fulfilled on a regular basis).  Some of these cartoons put regular porn to shame.  One reason for that is in cartoon porn every character is seemingly perfect.  From the right size tit to the right size cock.  Some of the characters are overly exaggerated like black men with big cocks that are about 20 inches long (not too far from the truth) or the over the top cum shots on women’s faces

Another reason why you should entertain cartoon porn is that it can portray way more emotion and realness than actual realistic porn.  “But how can you dismiss the raw pure emotion our great porn actors and actresses have perfected?”  Well as the saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words.   As with any image, good cartoon porn will depict the expression you would like to see a woman have when she is taking three dicks at a time.   The captions are typical like “Suck my dick, bitch” sometimes, but captions like these allow the reader to involve him or her self.  Even better is that since the characters are not human, there’s no objectifying (take that feminists!)

It is quite a turn on actually.  Not so much all the Disney characters or Family Guy cast (you know Seth MacFarlane has his hands in everything) that makes kids cartoons (Family Guy, not so much) a sexual parody for us nasty minded adults, but it is more so the colourful characters that are personable without the human element that allows us to indulge in our wildest fantasies, fetishes and sex-twisted minds beyond the realism of sex we face in our everyday lives.

So if you are bored of regular porn or if you are curious about the cartoon underworld, go ahead, venture out there and see what cartoon porn has to offer you.   Guaranteed you will never watch a cartoon the same way again.

Happy Sexing!

Enough said.

There is not a woman out there who has not checked out another woman.  We do it all the time.  We study the clothes she wears, how she styles her hair, the perkiness of her breasts, how great her butt looks or if she is attractive.  It is not even something we are aware of most of the time, yet still it is a behavior we seem to exemplify more than men.  It is no wonder that after all the scrutiny we put into our assessment of women, that we find ourselves feeling some level of attraction towards women.  Women are therefore arguably at the very least bicurious in nature and some are daring enough of actually acting upon the sexual attraction they feel towards other women.

We are not referring to lesbians.  Nor are we referring to women who enter relationships with other women (lesbians yes, but some people are in denial and do not like labels).   What we are referring to are women who fantasize, dream or think what it would be like to be with another woman.  They may want to try (or have) experimenting with a woman and will engage in one on one action with another female or enter a threesome where at least one other person is a woman.

Performing cunnilingus on a woman as a woman and receiving cunnilingus from a woman as a woman, provides an exhilarating sexual experience.  It might be due to the fact that as women, we know what we like and turns us on.  Of course every individual is different but there is an overall desire in the way females are pleased that seems to be generalized for all women.  Or it could be simply that we like to have fun, may wonder what it feels like to be with another woman or want to please our man by making our his fantasies come true.

Usually  this girl on girl action happens based on coincidence.  Two friends may be comparing breasts and hip sizes and in the midst of it all start to experience feelings of attraction.  Another factor that seems contribute to two (or more) females engaging in coitus is alcohol (drunk girls, love to let themselves go).  Under the influence, women understandably so, are more easy-going and shed inhibitions regarding what may be considered socially taboo.  Alcohol like any other drug, gives the appearance of confidence and often sheds light on deep-rooted truths.  Peer pressure i.e. from a male companion, is another reason why women become bicurious.  With encouragement and subtle coercion, females start to entertain the idea about a threesome with another women in order to spice up her sex life or fulfill her man’s fantasy.

So ladies, let us engage in a little fun shall we?  It can be a liberating experience throwing all caution to the window, dropping to your knees and do what we demand of men to have on their resumes.  Maybe you are curious but are apprehensive on how to delve into such an experience.  There are some ways you can explore to make your first girl on girl experience happen:

1. Ask a friend.  Chances are if you are thinking about experimenting with a girl, your friend is thinking the same thing.  If you two are friends, there is noting you two cannot share with each other right?  Well just ask.  It might surprise you that she is willing to be your first and may end up being a lifelong lipstick lover.
2. Go to a sex party.  In this type of environment it is usually a free for all and because you know that you are with like-minded people who are open (why else would they be at the party) then chances are that you will encounter quite a few women who are looking to get their “cherry” popped for the first time from a woman.
3. Have your man pick up a female. If your relationship is secure, than the both of you can go pussy hunting together.  The two of you can decide what both of you are looking for in a woman.  Women also might be more responsive to a man who approaches them in the open instead of a woman.
4. Go online. There are sites like Adult Friend Finder that allows you to have your experience and be up front about it.  It is free to register and allows you to be discreet if you do not want anyone to know you are a pussy licker bicurious.  There does not have to be any strings attached or a relationship to follow.  You can even open up your horizons to hook up as a single woman looking for some female fun or as a couple looking for a third female to join in.

According to Manswers (again, awesome show) the National Health Center reported that at least 14% of women were bisexual – they can have sex and relationships with both men and women.  This is different from a woman who is heterosexual and is willing to experiment with another woman.  So just because you hook up with a woman, does not mean that you automatically become a lesbian or are even labeled as bisexual.  It does not have to result in a mental breakdown because you are confused about your sexuality (unless you really are, if so call up Dr. Drew) nor will you be any less of a woman because of it.  It just simply means that like most men, you enjoy some pussy action every so often and you are not afraid of opening up your legs to a few female licks yourself.

From one licker to another:  Smooches!

Happy Sexing!

Constrictions is a form of bondage usually involving string.  Constrictions are used to induce a trance like state or to create different body sensations during sex.

Constrictions using string is wrapped around the body and each strand is looped into a slip knot, wrapped three times around the body and then tied.   String constrictions can be left on for hours but if the skin begins to tingle or turn blue that is an indication that the constriction should be removed (really, who would have thought).

String constriction is deadly when wrapped around the neck area, but that never seemed to stop dumb people before so…yeah.

…refers to someone who is sexually aroused by strangers…

Most women these days want men who are Xenophiles (yes you do), while men would probably prefer the women they encounter are not as Xenophiles’ passion comes from meeting new acquaintances and if they are able to seduce this person quickly and easily they lose interest i.e. one-night stand (out of these people, this is probably where the idea of women should play hard to get was birthed…ha ha little did these women know).

Other people may like to visit different sex houses or frequently ask for a different girl or a girl of different nationality (thus why all men are dogs?). There are also heterosexual (really) men who indulge in the anonymity and use opportunities to travel in order to experiment with men and children (side eye).

There were reports of English sailors who used to visit the West Indies and it was observed how much they enjoyed black boys on their annual visits. So much in fact that pharmacists had to keep a large supply of lubricant for them (the obvious racist ideologies and pedophile behaviors that were evident in this practice were clearly overlooked for the greater good…long live John Locke!)

There are also some people who may engage in role playing. Wearing wigs or dressing up as different characters in order to excite those involved (willing participation should always be an option…it is not fair to tie a wig on someone’s head and order them to shake your hand like they are meeting you for the first time, not cool).

Xenophiles just might be that group of people who are allergic to commitment. So if you are a woman with man who is constantly cheating on you, he just may be a Xenophile and therefore you should be more understanding of his nature (yeah right).

“Thanks.”

“What did you do?”

“Nothing much. Relaxed, went out to dinner. You know, nothing major.”

“Did you get any birthday sex?”

“Yes. Yes I did.”

“Awesome.”

Birthdays no longer seem to be a day to celebrate another year blessed to be alive but now a day to celebrate having sex.

If you are involved with someone then it makes sense that time spent with that person on your special day could potentially result in some dick-in-pussy play. This however is guaranteed dick or pussy (if it is not, it should be, from birthday to casket day, and all days in between). For those however who are single, birthday sex might be that one day where someone decides that the best present they can give you is free access to their pleasure hole or stick.

Now if you are an attractive man or woman who on the regular have potentials lining up to sample your goods, then getting birthday sex will be an easy feat. You will not have to seek it; it of course will obviously come to you, no matter how subtle or overt the offer may be. This of course gives you the right to refuse or accept the offer (being attractive affords you that luxury).

If you lack the prospects on an everyday basis, chances are you will lack those prospects on your birthday too. It is not to say that you cannot get any birthday sex. There are some people who live by the birthday sex creed and as such there will always be people around who are willing to share themselves in order to keep up with the holy tradition.

(For some others, attractive or not, birthday sex is no big deal and if it happens it happens. If it does not oh well. Just another day anyway, right?)

Birthday sex seems to be most important to people who are in high school/college or single older men and women. Hormones are raging in both groups but in different ways. For some teens and young adults, being sexually involved, popular and adventurous is part of growing up. Being horny and wanting sex is natural and almost a sure thing any day and especially on your birthday. Everyone is celebrating with you, there are flowers and unicorns and you are just having a grand old time. For some older men and women who are single (and by older we are referring to whatever age you start to feel old, experience joint pain or just look like time is creeping away from you), birthday sex seems to be desired not only for that ‘treat me like a whore’ feeling, but also for the self-assurance that their sexual skills have not reverted into awkward positions and to know they are still desired.

With that being said, birthday sex is attainable and can be quite fun. If your special day is coming up, here are some ways to almost guarantee you get some on your birthday:

•Go out and party. You are most likely going to run into someone new. That one night stand just may be the birthday sex of a lifetime.
•Call up a friend of the opposite sex. If you are cool enough with that friend where they could potentially be your sex buddy, then why not have them be your treat on your birthday.
•Have a sex party. Your birthday party could simultaneously be a sex party where everyone gets to share in your birthday fun.
•Masturbate. No one said there had to be other people involved. And contrary to popular belief pleasuring yourself on your birthday does not equate to being lonely or being unable to find someone; you may just enjoy your time alone and no one can do you like you can right? Good. (You can thank me for the pep talk later).

Birthday sex is not really a big deal. You should be able to have sex whenever you want and it is unlikely that getting some on your birthday will be different then getting some the day before or after: it should feel good regardless. (Unless some type of super powers are being handed out to you and the person you are having sex with only on your birthday, but that is mostly likely not going to happen so…yeah.)

Happy Sexing!

Ménage à trois is often confused with a threesome. It is a French term literally translated to mean “household of three” whether or not sex is involved. Through popular culture and as time has evolved it has come to mean sex between three people.

The arrangement can take on any form in regards to gender, but usually involves a man and two women. There are ways to arrange a ménage à trois: a couple may hire a prostitute, a single person may put an advertisement in the paper or it may just coincidentally end up like such an arrangement between friends.

Ménage à trois’, unlike threesomes or group sex, can survive as a long lasting arrangement or relationship given the dynamics of the people involved. It is also important to note that comfort levels should be understood and communication regarding sex between all three participants should be clear in order not to create any ill feelings.

As the arrangement is often one male and two females it is important that both women are comfortable with their sexuality and with sharing. People who are open to this idea are better suited to exploring this arrangement and could possibly make it work on a permanent basis.

There are many ways to having sex with three people involved: a man could be having sex with one woman from the back while she is performing oral sex on the other woman; the two women could be in a 69 position and the man could be doing anal sex with the one on top; both women can perform oral sex on the guy; the man could be laying on his back while a woman is riding his cock and he is performing oral sex on the other woman who is sitting on his face, these two women could be kissing each other or stimulating each other’s nipples at the same time; one woman could be riding his cock with her back towards him and the other woman is kneeling down in front of them both with access to their genitals licking her clit and sucking on his balls. The possibilities are endless.

As this is a domestic arrangement, the parties should be careful to ensure the emotional ties are in check. Once someone becomes more emotionally attached to one person more than the other this may cause a rift in the arrangement and possibly ties will have to be severed.

All that aside though, wouldn’t having a third live-in sex partner be totally awesome? Double your pleasure, double your fun!